Do you ever write letters in your head? I often do this while driving: Attention blue Civic, your car came equipped with a turn signal – just wanted to let ya know! Today, I wrote four imaginary letters.
#1
Dear Punxsutawney Phil,
I do not believe in you. I know you think we have 6 more weeks of winter ahead, but you are a groundhog. What do you know?
#2
Dear cold/flu/sickness of doom,
Who let you into my house? My nose was perfectly happy not dripping. You are an unwelcome intruder and should vacate the premises immediately.
#3
Dear snow,
I’m breaking up with you. We’ve had a good run, but my poor wimpy arms are still sore from shoveling you. Really, you are just too controlling. I do thank you for the three days off from work, but I’m still leaving you.
#4
Dear spring,
I love you! As you know, I’ve broken up with that loser snow guy. I am anxiously awaiting your arrival – I’ve even picked out a cute outfit for our first date!
Did you write any imaginary letters today?
<3
Hattie
